Thread: Contest #1 - A Tribute to Sexy - Prize = $15 iTunes Gift Card

Hey everyone, it's Contest Time!

Our first contest is called A Tribute to Sexy and will be part of a series of poetry / limerick based contests to see who has the sharpest sense of humor and the most wit of them all. If you're looking to swoon us with a romantic poem you have come to the wrong place! The saltier the better. We're a lawless bunch here so bring your A-game.

So what's that mean?? Well, We want your best work about someone you think is sexy, someone your KNOW is sexy, or why you are so fucking sexy the world just can't be the same without this poem declaring how sexy you are. Sexy enough for you?


RULES:

• Poem must be no longer than 12 lines.
• All forms of poetry is accepted
• Entries must be in by 11:59pm EST June 30th, 2010 no exceptions
• 1 Entry per person, RF Staff members may enter.
• Post all entries in the sister thread for this contest: http://www.rottenforums.com/contest-...here-only.html (Contest #1 - A Tribute to Sexy - OFFICIAL ENTRIES SUBMIT HERE ONLY)

JUDGING:

All judging for this first contest will be done by me. So make sure you get a laugh out of me if you want a chance to win. I enjoy good wit, a sharp sense of humor, and don't mind it being on the fringe of decency. Bring your best!

PRIZE:

Winning Poem will get their poetry made into a Movie by one of our characters over @ Rotten Puppets. You will get to help choose your character, decide on a setting, etc.

Winner will also get a 15$ iTunes Gift Card. Originally we planned on doing a 2nd video but it came to my attention many might not be interested in additional video promotion/production so I thought something fun would be more appropriate. The iTunes Gift Card can be delivered by mail, or you can request that I scratch off the back and Private Message you the Code# so you can log onto your iTunes account and plug it in for your prize. Whichever way the winner is most comfortable.

And the video presentation for the contest

Hi Steve, Mr Zippers here.
I will most certainly enter your contest. I don't know if my humor will be too dry, but the least I can do it try.
See even a little rhyme thrown in there. Okay now I must go think about it some.

ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaah

i'm gonna write a sexxxy poem thats for sure. whats the rules about content? rated-r? rated-x? what's the max limit.

Originally Posted by Walton

Awesome! This is a really nice contest.

Here is mine:

I am feeling hot when your there,
melting like butter in the fucking hot air!
Your soft skin is reflecting the sun,
your looking like my favorite hun.
Move your body, move it to me,
show me what you can do,
make me greed I want your feet.
Your so hot with your sun glasses on,
come and bring it on tonight,
we shall get it right.


I hope that was good gentlement!

Good stuff! Submit it to the other thread. I'm keeping 2 threads for it. 1 for questions/comments/etc. and the 2nd one purely for entries. I will edit first post here to make that clear since I forgot too on the initial writing of this yesterday.

Originally Posted by Gerbilmaster

ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaah

i'm gonna write a sexxxy poem thats for sure. whats the rules about content? rated-r? rated-x? what's the max limit.

No limits Gerbil, do whatever you want. I don't care if the content is G or XXX as long as it's original, funny, witty, and SEXY!!

Glad I got my entry in the other day//

Looks like a low turnout = high chance of victory!!

ahh, I really wish I could, but I have like no time to do it.

Next contest, I will win!! Or just make sure gerbil loses