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Worst thing you've done in your life? spill it. whats the worst thing you've ever done in your life.
for me it was on the road 4 years ago. i was with a travelling carnival/circus group and i was hooking up with this lady who pretended to be a snake woman. basically we pick her up and lower her into the costume setup and idiots pay 3 bucks to see the amazing snake woman. like if a snake woman really existed she would make her money at the local shit carnival and not on television!
me and snake woman shared her trailer. i always just slept in my station wagon and would just stay with the women i hook up with on the road. one night i have to make something terrible. bad tacos or something i dont know. now trailers in case you didnt know, basically have porta potties. so a smelly shit is a smelly shit and you really cant escape it.
so i went outside, and took a shit in what i THOUGHT was a bucket. it was bad diarrhea and everything. a real mess. i had to go to where the animals are kept and use a hose it was that bad and messy and i didnt want to go back in shitty assed for more paper and risk waking her up. came back to the trailer after cleaning up and with my eyes now adjusted to the dark and realized what i just took a disgusting shit in. the opening to her costume. i was at a total loss and didn't know how the fuck to explain this or what to possibly say in the first place.
so back to my station wagon gerbilmaster goes. sleep. wake up to screaming "who shit in my costume, did you shit in my costume, where the fuck did you go last night" yeah our relationship ended that morning. the memory of crapping in the snake womans costume will always remain with me though. good times!
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Originally Posted by bikerdude 
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